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Thy Demotivational Poster

TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.

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Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's ass. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."

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Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas

OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!

IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS - You might be a redneck

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Rating: 4.09/5

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inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:00 pm
looks like they just pulled the wheels off of the trailer
Zetmonk - March 28, 2012, 10:58 am
Spy? Are you defending them?!
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:20 am
you could just be broke or to cheap to buy a mailbox.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:21 pm
(carebear BANNED)


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Rating: 4.55/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:39 pm
Let's see: WWJD2..? No... GodsSon1..? No... JesuAOK..? No.....
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child porn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).


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Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


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Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
That had to have been done with 5uperglue, but not sure; superglue eats through styrofoam.... *snicker*


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Rating: 4.81/5

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mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)


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Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?

APATHY - No mountain seems to big if you don't care about climbing it

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Rating: 3/5

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Hector - April 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
I just don't seem to care about my ennui these days.
That One Guy - March 30, 2009, 10:33 pm
Apathy? Meh, who cares?
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:29 am
pfff, can't be bothered to even contemplate the idea... wait ...that might just be plain laziness :)
bOB cHIN - September 16, 2008, 10:09 am
Young apathaticians Unite!!! ..............Wait ......Nevermind.
pro - July 9, 2008, 10:29 pm
... both peaks!
pro - July 9, 2008, 10:29 pm
Thanks, poster, I for one am inspired! I have decided to not climb Mt Kilimanjaro tomorrow!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 9, 2008, 6:26 pm
Awesome poster, and indeed it demotivated me.
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 4:45 am
I love this one solely because it's TRULY a demotivational poster. And it made me giggle.

I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY - What some chick will do for shoes!


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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 5:20 pm
That poor chair.

INTERPRETIVE DANCE - It's not for everyone.

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Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
You first!
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe. But there's surely no muscle needed to die. Just stop your breathing.


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MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:49 am
Okay Nic, but is it made with "hole" wheat bread...teehee
nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:42 pm
It's a premade sandwich.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:33 pm
Well The Mouse Is Cooked .
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:38 pm
Ya know Oiler...ya have to take your comments to my posters and create a few posters of your own from our shared efforts...bahaha! Thanks for the vote.
Oiler - January 22, 2013, 3:52 pm
DON'T make me a sammich. nope nope nope 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:28 pm
But nobody likes bread with a hair baked in it right?
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 3:22 am

Some people like raisin bread, some people like mouse bread. Don't knock it till you try it.


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Rating: 4.47/5

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mariand - September 17, 2012, 8:33 am
hehehe... oldcinic, why don't you make more posters?... your comments have sarcasm in it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:28 am
The awesome part about a movie is that you can mute it. 5L
Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:49 am

GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 pm
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
great font.. 5
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
The wife gives me the "why can't you be more like that" look all the time. Love it.
Sho - March 20, 2012, 2:01 pm


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Rating: 3.48/5

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jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:07 am
Wile E. thinks this broad is obsessive.
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
Down's syndrome version of Mouse Trap.


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Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:43 pm
Been there, done that.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:12 pm


APATHY - whatever - add your own Sub-text

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Rating: 4.54/5

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robbidos - February 21, 2013, 6:34 pm
every time i read it, i get an extra word between "own" and "sub-text" that starts with an F
GaryO - September 6, 2012, 8:55 pm
Vilnius, yer stuff rocks, always…and I almost agreed with FC, but the caption was so apathetic that it was an exclamation point to the title, and really, who gives a rats pooper…I do, however, agree with FC, a ‘daily joy’
FervorCoulee - September 6, 2012, 8:38 pm
Good poster. Might it have been better without the sub-text? As in, you couldn't be bothered to add anyhting past 'apathy'. I appreciate the efforts of all the posters. Daily joy.



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Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2010, 12:14 am
Well done Arkot. 5L


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Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:56 pm
Very. 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 11:46 am
Excellent Haar! 5L

SOME PEOPLE - Just need a sympathetic pat ...to the head ...with a hammer.

THE TIN MAN - Finally he has what he wanted most.

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Rating: 3/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:13 am
That selfish bastard. If he'd aimed lower he could have given her brain to the scarecrow!!


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Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim [email protected] - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.


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Rating: 4.81/5

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culos - November 4, 2010, 7:40 am
Are these supposed to be mood-stamps?
agdaniele - October 28, 2010, 11:11 pm
Is this pro spousal abuse?
Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amazing concept!


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Rating: 4.35/5

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WIZARD OF PULP FICTION - Saw what again mother******!!!!!!

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Rating: 3.43/5

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MTNDEW - June 17, 2010, 3:02 am
crap looks like i need to do this one again. supposed to be "say" what.

CONSCIENCE - They have a hot iron inside the store if you can make it in there.

APATHY - make your own goddamn joke

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Rating: 2.22/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 11:49 pm
I see.
CpnKangaroo - January 1, 2010, 11:43 pm
its not that i couldn't, its cause i didnt care enough to
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 11:40 pm
Come on now... if you can't make something funny out of it, don't post it.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 11:36 pm
Ohhhh baby

O Z M A - Yes, she used to be a dude! Get over it!

BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC - It's not easy being green.

APATHY - The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. ~Plato

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Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - October 24, 2012, 11:38 pm
That attitude also creates evil men. It happens when parents and in some cases whole families won't admit that their precious snowflake could possibly do anything wrong.


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Rating: 4.68/5

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house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!
house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!

APATHY - its a good point.... ahh screw it, I dont care.


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Rating: 4.43/5

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APATHY - It's too much effort to care enough to form an opinion. But we will fight to the death to defend our right to not have one.

SYMPATHY - You'll get none from me.

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Rating: 2.59/5

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... - November 12, 2008, 2:27 pm
...Fluffy Poodles...you got 1 from me.


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Rating: 4.76/5

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 11:04 am
Yeah, I remember what came from it... Steve Martin's King Tut skit.
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 9:10 am
Egypt hasn't seen this kind of rebellion since 1446BC, and we all know how that turned out
coldinjected - February 1, 2011, 11:06 pm
As long as the reality tv is sports... not sure that can be trusted anymore either. 5L
Airman - February 1, 2011, 6:24 pm


OH CRAP! - Her Monthly Friend is Here again!


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Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am
All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
This poster was the best part of waking up!


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Rating: 3.55/5

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OZ'S MOST WANTED - This is what you get for being kind to animals!

GALINDISMS - You've been "Galindafied".

The Ameican Hippie -


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Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:30 pm

a rare look -


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Rating: 4.33/5

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ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home.

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Rating: 3/5

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RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 10:49 am
Considering the puke-green Lambo double-parked on the right, it could just be a little car show in a parking lot
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:45 pm
Keep on issuing tickets. For people like this guy, it's one of the best forms of taxation.
Dork - August 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
That picture is packed full of fail. Everybody knows the only entitled people are those who don't pay taxes. You know, like politicians in the Democrat party, illegal aliens, and welfare cases.

APATHY - Its no achievement.

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Rating: 2.89/5

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Bob Chin - June 15, 2009, 4:50 pm
Apathy...I could comment on this poster because I care, but then again...

MCCARTHYISM - The politically motivated practice of making accusations of disloyalty, subversion, or treason without proper regard for evidence.

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Rating: 2.77/5

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HERPES - I knew that cock looked unclean.

WHEN JENNY ATE JENNA - it was in a Vegas bathroom Not faking one in a diner with silly Billy watching.

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Rating: 2.21/5

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panic8 - November 3, 2010, 1:48 pm
I wouldn't care that the kids lost respect of HIV if my boring lifestyle would keep me safe... but that's a fatal illusion!
suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Deep. 5L's


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Rating: 4.46/5

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SCIENCE FAIRS - Awarding scholarships to wealthy kids that don't need them since 1950.

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Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - July 29, 2011, 5:28 pm
hahaha true
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:03 am
The dude on the right looks like the Count puppet from Sesame Street

HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS - Tip N°1 : Look like you want to talk to people.

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Rating: 4.27/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:47 am
1It does make a statement...
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:06 pm
4L for you Sunny

MY SOUL IS FULL OF LONGING - for the secret of the sea. And the heart of the great ocean sends a thrilling pulse, it is NOW I must go pee.


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Rating: 3.8/5

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SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:26 pm
If you could care less then that means that you do care, even if it is a small amount. if you couldn't care less then you don't care at all. :)
SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:24 pm
^^^my thoughts exactly
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 5:06 am
so you "could" care less?... or you "couldnt" care less?


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Rating: 3.3/5

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DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 5:06 pm
LMAO, this is epic
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 4:55 pm
Ewww! 5 mental images for you

THE REGULATOR'S - Don't take it personal TIMMY. Your mommy still loves you. Probably.


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Rating: 2.96/5

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Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:21 pm
Death cured Dorothy Parker. I'm sure it would work for curiosity too.
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:56 pm
You know giulio your stuff just gets better and better


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Rating: 2.95/5

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LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 4:54 pm
Even Tommy Lee and Kid Rock don't want Hepatitis...maybe they just got BJ's?
Sean - January 9, 2009, 4:38 pm
I knew it! Tommy Lee is some sort of haphazardly depilated gibbon or something .... It all makes (no) sense now ....

DESPICABILITY - Not many thing describe it as well as the jokes made about the death of over 10,000 people.

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Rating: 2.94/5

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Cloudchaser - March 25, 2011, 11:24 am


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mrawesomo - May 12, 2009, 3:27 pm
can't ... stop ... laughing.
Sean - May 10, 2009, 11:48 pm
*snickers maniacally*
BoneCD - May 10, 2009, 11:30 pm
At first I thought you were making fun of Roamer...but then I realized it was just us Retards
Haarakkon - May 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
I swear the pupils on the owl on the right side of the group are different sizes. I'm pretty sure it's not just the angle, either.
agdaniele - May 10, 2009, 10:58 pm

DOROTHY - That chick and her Ruby Slippers are going DOWN!

I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY - and your little dog, too.

MY SYMPATHIES - that camera has all of them.

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Rating: 2.13/5

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Rose - October 6, 2009, 12:41 am
....Seriously I think I know that kid!
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 9:54 am
Don't take topless shots without even a shadow of stomach muscles. 'Cause you'll look like a dork.

GALINDISMS - Why can't they just teach us history instead of always harping on the past.

G E L P H I E - Hot Witch-on-Witch action!

DORZMA - Hot Princess-on-Princess Action!

Life Lessons -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:36 am
Yes it is...thanks ugs!
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:06 pm
To the point (ouch).

The Vanishing Point -

Children -

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Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken

unrealistic -

unheard sentences -

GOLDMAN SACHS - "The people who have a key to the elevator; secret people. People so f***ing rich, if I utter their names, this would turn into a snuff film." -Lewis Black

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 4:16 pm
I believe it's either grim his stand-up bit "In God We Rust" or "Stark Raving Black." Both are hilarious as hell, and very poignant.
falloutghoul - April 1, 2013, 7:34 pm
Hehehe, Lewis Black. Where is that quote from?

A Matter of Time -


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Rating: 4.95/5

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OldIrish - April 25, 2016, 7:10 pm
I love an UPbeat tune.

death -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 11:18 pm
Same like every one of us including myself; buried in Potter's Field underneath an unmarked tomb. Just life Wolfgang Mozart.
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:37 pm
well i'm buttass poor...where does that leave me huh crotchety...give ya 5l if you can help a poor gal out teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 1:25 pm
That's true, very true. Without lack of trying, yet failing miserably, lol. I never understood the whole "downloading themself" thing. Their consciousness is not present. So... their original self is no longer present.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 4:15 am

I wonder what OS
steve1961 - September 27, 2013, 1:20 am
Not with a lack of trying. With Cryogenics and even one billionaire proposing downloading himself into a computer, the rich are trying to buy their way out of death.



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Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 6:52 pm
Perfect aggy, 5 Dude where the f*ck is my cars

Bring A Paper Along -

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:26 pm
Sriracha and most anything does it for me. The Klingons are rather punitive, however.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:39 am
Am I the only one that bananas work just like prunes when eaten? 5L for letting me know what I have to look forward.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
I've had diarrhea since a child. Once in a blue moon, a good solid deuce. In Africa, they'd call it "dysentery." In America it's called "lactose intolerance." So instead of prunes, I eat walnuts like there's no tomorrow.
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 10:38 am
Hah! Being a ‘regular’ guy does become rather important. 5 Loose ones


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TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:18 pm
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:13 pm
So would I.... if the right girl was using it before me.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:12 pm
She would most likely eat a tanning bed.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:26 pm
I'm sure yours gets uncomfotable when being forced into a tanning bed, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 1:31 pm
Likely tucked underneath, they curl the tail in an almost modest way to protect the sensitive stuff. Mine does it while suntanning.
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 10:19 am
LOL! where's his tail? 5/5

Girls -

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MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.


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Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:54 pm
The caption definitely compliments the picture. 5L
Sean - August 6, 2010, 6:26 pm
I love this one. Ambiance and attitude. Beautiful.

The Wealthy - exempt from everything -


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Rating: 4.45/5

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Greeny - April 2, 2014, 7:03 pm
spacedog - April 2, 2014, 6:03 pm
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 11:27 am
Prithee? Now you're gettin' personal.


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spacedog - July 7, 2010, 6:56 pm
Damn endorphins are always getting me in trouble. 5L
forseti - July 7, 2010, 6:13 pm
wtf TTH?!? I came here to forget reality. Last thing I wanna see is a reminder... 5 hookers
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:06 pm
I hate thias poster, 5L
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
I I I I I I I I I sssswwwweeaaarrrrr immmm not addicted. I can quit when ever i want, i promise. 5L



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steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's hot, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some std without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "[email protected] that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always assume they have STD?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:21 pm
Ouch, cant believe i missed that
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Hey, they probably enjoyed it as much as you did.
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MO, Moo, and TTH road my ass at first too. probably for the best
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It's worth mentioning that in season 2 of that show, the mole is nowhere to be found. Making her almost too beautiful.
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Nice. Hahaha.
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